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TOBY (OFFSCREEN): Hi, I'm Toby.
I'm just a regular student.
Well, I was before I got zapped.
Now I'm some kind of science genius.
The only problem is Elizabeth is, too.
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[roar]
COACH (OFFSCREEN): Good, Nikki.
Nice.
Very nice.
Nice one, Peta.
Good pass.
-[inaudible].
COACH (OFFSCREEN): Defense, Emma!
All right.
That's enough, Emma.
OK, Sacha, here's your chance.
Show me what you can do.
-Hey, this is Emma's position.
-Oh, left inner's always been my position, too, back home.
-Well, you aren't home anymore.
Watch it.
COACH (OFFSCREEN): Eye on the ball.
-[inaudible].
-Ah!
Oh!
-Maybe you should practice your footwork.
-[sighs]
-Are you OK?
-Yeah, it was nothing.
-Peta tripped her deliberately.
Did you see that?
-No, sorry.
I was obstructed.
Is that true, Sacha?
-No, it was an accident.
-Right.
Well, you better take five.
Emma, you're back on.
Come on, girls.
Next game's a big one.
-I've got news, big news.
-What's up?
-Two words, pizza eating competition.
TOBY (OFFSCREEN): That's three words, Russ.
-All we have to do is eat as many slices of pizza you can
stuff in your mouth for 30 minutes.
Winner gets a free pizza for a whole year.
-Huh, is that right?
Where do I sign up?
-Forget it, Garth.
I think the gold medal already belongs to Russ.
-As if a skinny little weasel like him could eat more pizza
than me.
-Yeah, I wouldn't be so sure.
Russ has a rare skill when it comes to eating pizza.
-Yeah.
My stomach's like some bottomless pit
from another dimension.
-You know, that's not such a bad idea.
-You guys better not cheat.
-Trust me, this is pizza we're talking about.
Russ doesn't need my help.
-That's one Chili, one Hawaiian, Super Supreme, a
Margherita, and a Capriccioso, one with anchovy.
Three minutes, 45 seconds.
It's not good enough, Tobes.
I know I can do better.
-Well, keep going, Russ.
You're doing great.
-Hey, guys.
What's all this?
-A clean-out.
This pile stays, and this pile goes.
-You call this a clean-out?
-I'm working on it, OK?
-Five and a half down.
-Russ, you haven't eaten all that, have you?
-Yeah.
-That is so revolting.
-What?
I'm in training.
-Why do some people insist on climbing down the
evolutionary ladder?
[russell mocking sacha]
-Yuck!
-Uh, Elizabeth?
-I don't need you today.
You can go away.
GARTH (OFFSCREEN): Sure.
Before I go, can I ask you a question?
-Nope.
-See, the cafe is having this pizza eating competition.
I've entered, and--
-Zero interest.
-Yeah, I get that.
But Russ is going in, too.
And I just know Toby's gonna help him cheat.
-What do I care about pizzas?
-Nothing.
But you're a genius.
If you were gonna help someone win, what would you come up
with?
-Garth, you're wasting my time.
Do I have to do all your thinking for you?
-Maybe.
-Go away now.
-Oh!
I can't fit another bite in.
[chuckle]
-You just need to make some more room, Russ.
Let some air out.
-Good idea.
Thanks.
[belching]
[laughing]
-If you're going to do that, go outside.
-All part of the training.
-But isn't the competition this afternoon?
Shouldn't you be starving yourself?
-See, that's where amateurs like you go wrong.
You need to expand your stomach first.
Then when it empties, it's hungrier than ever.
Trust me.
It's a skill.
-Eating pizza is not a skill, Russ.
Now hockey, that's a skill.
-Hockey?
Pff!
How hard can that be?
It's just hitting some little ball around with a stick.
-It's better than stuffing yourself with pizza.
At least what I do means something.
-Hey!
Do you know how many pizza chefs I make happy?
You know, life was a lot easier
before you came to stay.
[inaudible].
Don't you reckon, Toby?
Tobes!
-Now look what you've done!
-Me?
-You drove him away.
-Hey, he wasn't going anywhere until you arrived.
[sigh]
-Get out of my way.
-You get out of mine!
[crash]
[buzz]
[boom]
[zapping]
-Oh, you've really done it now!
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): Me?
TOBY (OFFSCREEN): That was totally your fault!
SACHA (THINKING): I feel really weird.
Why am I standing over there?
RUSSELL (THINKING): Something super strange is happening.
Why am I standing over there?
-You're in my body.
-You're in mine.
RUSSELL (THINKING): Gross!
I'm a girl!
-Toby!
-Toby, how ya doing?
-Nikki, good.
Just getting in some practice.
-All right, go on.
[phone ringing]
-Is that yours?
-Uh, yeah.
It's not important.
-Cool.
Let's go.
First to 10.
Hey.
-Hey.
-He's not answering.
-Let me try.
-This is bad.
We've got to find Toby now.
(THINKING) there might be some advantages of being inside a
girl's body.
-(ALOUD) Russ, what are you doing?
RUSSELL (THINKING): Uh oh.
-Nothing, no.
Nothing, man.
-You were looking at me.
-No, I wasn't!
-Yes, you were!
Get one thing straight, Russ.
My body is still my body.
Off limits.
-Hey, I w--
-Please.
You've got to promise.
-All right.
No more looking, trust me.
Same goes for my body!
(THINKING) Don't worry, Russ.
You're totally safe there.
-[sighs]
RUSSELL (OFFSCREEN): We need to find Toby.
You ask around here and the pool.
I'll check the school and the beach.
And don't order any greasy food, Russ.
It's bad for my skin.
RUSSELL (THINKING): Ooh, time to have a
chat with the ladies.
-Hey, girls.
What's happening?
You gonna eat that?
So either of you babes seen Toby?
I mean, have either of you guys seen Toby?
-You just don't get it, do you?
-Get what?
-We don't like you.
No one does.
-That's why you don't have any friends.
-I have friends!
-Who?
Russ and Toby.
-Yeah.
Pretty cool guys, don't you think?
-They are so not cool guys.
They're a couple of A-list losers.
EMMA (OFFSCREEN): Yeah.
I don't know why you're always sticking up for them.
-I am?
I mean, I do?
-Yeah, you're always saying how Russ is just a sweet guy.
-(THINKING) Yeah, way to go, Sach.
PETA (OFFSCREEN): And that Toby's a lot
smarter than we all think.
Like we believe that!
-Look, I better go.
-Yeah, get lost.
And do us a favor.
Don't turn up to hockey.
In fact, why don't you just quit?
-(THINKING) Man, I had no idea.
Girls can be harsh!
-Hey, Russ.
-Have you seen Toby?
-Uh.
Oh, he was shooting hoops a few minutes ago.
-Thanks.
I love that top.
Is it new?
-Uh, yeah.
Thanks, Russ.
-And where did you get it?
Do they have any other colors?
-Russell, I've been waiting half an hour.
I was just about to go.
Where have you been?
-I'd better go.
-Bye.
-You're late.
You know I can't stand that.
I expect you to make a better effort.
-Uh, what do you mean, Ms.?
-You know exactly what I mean.
Come on.
-Have I done something wrong, Ms.?
-What?
No.
It just annoys me that you've kept me waiting.
This isn't just about you, Russell.
The grade average of the entire school could be
affected too.
-Right.
Um, sorry.
-That's all right.
But if you want to continue Remedial History,
please be on time.
-(THINKING) Russ does Remedial History?
(ALOUD) Please, can I be excused?
I'm not feeling myself today.
-No.
First I need to know you
understand this week's reading.
(THINKING) Oh, is that all?
Easy.
(ALOUD) Napoleon Bonaparte was born in Corsica in 1769 and
grew to become the most notable and
feared emperor of France.
-Correct.
-See you next week, Ms. Hammer.
-Yes, right.
Well done.
-Toby!
[slam]
-Toby.
-Hey.
What are you doing in here?
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): Oh, stress less, Tobes.
I've seen it all before.
-Sacha, get out of here.
[gasp]
(THINKING) I nearly forgot.
(ALOUD) It's OK.
I'm not really--
-Hold your horses, Sach.
I'll be out in a second.
-Toby--
-Go.
Hah.
-Whoops, wrong change rooms.
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): Oh, Sacha!
-You find him?
-Yeah, in there.
You've gotta get him.
-Me?
-One of us has to go in.
And it can't be me.
I look like a girl.
-It can't be me.
I am a girl.
-Sach, come on!
-OK.
But I'm not going to enjoy this.
-(THINKING) Don't mind me.
Just walking through.
I'm just a regular guy.
(ALOUD) Stop!
Don't even think about it.
-Eh, Russ!
Hey, what's up?
-Russ and I have got a problem.
-I was on my way out the door.
And then she knocked over all your stuff.
-Me?
That was you.
-(SIGHING) Then the nightmare began.
-That's for sure.
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): Tobes, you've got to help us.
-Please, we're desperate.
-OK, you wreck my equipment.
You make a mess of my room.
You argue all the time.
And now you want me to bail you out.
-Yep.
-Look, I don't get it.
None of this stuff could have changed your bodies.
What happened?
-Well, that one went up first.
-And whatever this thing was exploded.
-Exploded?
-And then everything turned on.
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): It all went crazy.
-Can you fix us?
-I don't know.
You mean, we could be stuck like this forever?
-How's it going?
-Huh.
Yeah, not good.
This is a genius problem.
I can't just turn it on.
You know that.
-What's all that stuff?
-I'm hungry.
Actually, I'm starved.
-Russ, I had no idea.
This body is an eating machine.
-See, told you.
That's the training kicking in.
My stomach's expanded.
It wants to be filled.
-That's horrible.
-No, no, no.
I worked hard to get that stomach to where it is.
I don't want you filling it up just before the contest.
I want it back starving.
I've got to win that pizza comp.
And there's no way I can win in this.
-How do you think I feel?
Like a girl's hockey team in this?
-Unless--
-We swap places.
-Right.
-(THINKING) Huh, It's just a girl's hockey game.
How hard can it be?
Mmm.
Man, these skirts are breezy.
PETA (OFFSCREEN): Good look.
I can see you're a real professional.
-What's your problem?
-You are, so stay away from the ball.
-Yeah.
-Sacha, why are you wearing your shin pads on your arms?
-Oh, right.
Just curious to see if they fit.
-Better get into position.
-Right.
What's my position again?
-Left inner.
-Of course.
And where's that?
-On the left.
-(THINKING) Hm, like I said, how hard can it be?
-(THINKING) A pizza eating competition.
Russ better be blitzing it at hockey, because this is going
to be the grossest thing I've ever done.
-Watching you lose is gonna be so good.
-Hey, Jack.
Can I request no anchovies please.
JACK (OFFSCREEN): [laughs]
That's a good one, Russ.
I've already promised you, man.
Every single one of your pizzas will have an anchovy.
-(THINKING) I hate anchovies.
-Uck.
Pizza eating competition.
Give me one good reason why we should stay here.
-Toby might show up?
-If you insist.
JACK (OFFSCREEN): OK, competitors.
Open up your stomachs and get ready.
-You're so going down.
JACK (OFFSCREEN): Your time starts now.
30 minutes and counting.
[cheering]
-(THINKING) Russ owes me big time.
[cheering]
-(THINKING) Man, I wish she'd leave me alone.
Everywhere I go, she goes.
-Sorry, man.
-Ahh!
-Loser!
Get up and play.
-You OK?
-Yeah.
-Why don't you go off, Sacha?
Have a rest.
Emma.
-(THINKING) Sorry, Sach.
-(THINKING) I don't think I've ever felt so sick in my life.
Entire families could live for weeks on
what I've eaten today.
-18 minutes remaining.
-Come on, Garth!
ELIZABETH (OFFSCREEN): Shut up.
What's wrong with Russ?
-Give me more.
-Me too.
RUSSELL (OFFSCREEN): Can you fix us?
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): You mean we could be
stuck like this forever?
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): Tobes, you've got to help us.
RUSSELL (OFFSCREEN): Please, we're desperate.
[whistle]
[laughing]
-We're getting creamed.
Get out there.
We need some spark.
-Spark?
Right.
Yeah, I'm your man.
I mean girl.
[whistle]
COACH (OFFSCREEN): Emma!
[shove]
-(THINKING) Ow!
[cheering]
[whistle]
NIKKI (OFFSCREEN): Whoo!
You scored a goal!
-I what?
I mean, yeah, I did!
I've scored a goal!
-Nice shot.
You did OK.
Maybe you should be on the team.
-Thanks.
-Ow!
-Oh, sorry.
[cheering]
JACK (OFFSCREEN): 30 seconds.
-Let's go!
Take us home!
[cheering]
-Yeah!
[cheering]
-Wait a minute.
He hasn't eaten his crust.
-Butt out!
JACK (OFFSCREEN): Sacha's right.
You have to eat all your crust.
-Oop.
OK.
-Nine seconds.
-[belch]
-(THINKING) Did I just do that?
-All right!
-Five seconds.
[laughing]
-And the winner is Russ!
-I won!
I'm the champion!
[cheering]
-I'm--
I'm not feeling too well.
[laughing]
-OK, guys.
I think I'm done.
I'm gonna reverse the process.
Let's get you back to normal, eh?
You ready?
-Hit it.
-Yeah.
-OK.
[zapping]
-I think I'm me again.
I feel like me.
I am me!
-I'm back too!
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): This is so great!
[belch]
[laughing]
-Where did that come from?
-Thanks, Tobes.
-Yeah.
Thanks, Toby.
-No worries.
No worries.
I'm gonna go find Nikki.
Don't touch anything, all right?
-Russ, I've got to ask.
Why didn't you tell us you were doing
Remedial History lessons?
Ms. Hammer caught up with me.
Hey, don't be embarrassed.
Lots of people get extra help.
-I'm just doing it for Ms. Hammer.
It cheers her up.
And if I--
if I don't take extra lessons, I'll fail.
I won't be in the same class as you and Toby anymore.
-Maybe I can help if you like.
-Thanks, I--
I have to think about it.
Hey, why didn't you say you were being hassled at hockey?
-I didn't know what to do.
RUSSELL (OFFSCREEN): Well, you don't have to
worry about Peta anymore.
I kind of impressed her.
-How?
-I don't know.
I had my eyes closed, but it must have been excellent,
because you're on the team permanently.
SACHA (OFFSCREEN): Thank you!
[sighs]
-So do you wanna catch a move?
-Yeah, sure.
There's this great romantic comedy on at the--
-Forget it.
There's this new samurai film.
-Mmm, I hate action films.
-Well, I hate romance.
-See!
That's your trouble.
You have no taste.
-I've got plenty of taste.
-Yeah right.
You like pizza.
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